Some women prefer chocolate, others prefer lollipops.
Either way, we all like penises.
This way, you get everything you want… kind of.
Small White Chocolate Penis Sucker
You might be disappointed when I tell you this dick is three inches long. You might be even more upset when I tell you it’s about as wide as a pencil. But what if I tell you it’s chocolate, and it tastes great? See, I thought you’d like the Small White Chocolate Penis Sucker.
Small Chocolate Penis Sucker
The Small Chocolate Penis Sucker makes a great party favor or snack. It’s three inches long and about as wide as a pencil. But the best thing is that its chocolate! Its the exact same as the ‘Small White Chocolate Penis Sucker’ above, just in regular chocolate flavor.
Big Chocolate Penis Sucker
The Big Black Chocolate Penis Sucker makes a great party favor or snack. This sucker is exactly like the ‘Big White Chocolate Penis Sucker’ above, only its made from regular chocolate. The Big Black Chocolate Penis Sucker is a whole lotta chocolate dick. Four inches long, to be exact.